If I ever have the chance to be a judge......

Judge/ME: I hereby pronounce you as guilty for the murder of XXXX XX XXX and sentence you to a life-long imprisonment in a tertiary institution a.k.a. Junior College. You will take the GCE A' LEVELS 24 times, go through promotional exams 24 times and change your subject combination each time you finish your A levels. You're supposed to be an Arts Student for 12 times and a science student for another 12 times. You are not allowed to score anything below a B for your A levels, so as to ensure that you qualify for a less competitive course in the university. There will be no chance of you going on the Global Classroom trip as I refuse to spend any money on you. You have to go through torturous lengthy GP tutorials and lectures, and boring math lectures and weekly assemblies. Oh, you have to take H2 art as one of your subjects EVERY YEAR.

The school you'll be entering will be further confirmed, but till date, these are the confirmed surroundings: you'll have THAT indian security guard that refuses to allow you into school if you wear slippers or shorts (newly added), this very irritating teacher that cares for the J1s, and from what I know, he is the discipline master. A female chinese teacher that will ensure that you tuck in your shirt, an army-minded principal that will convert the school into a military camp and awesome friends who backstab, are cowards, no integrity, bitchy and fake.

Oh, and lastly, your shirt needs to be tucked just right under your breasts.

And your sentence starts, with effect from tomorrow onwards, as I am too busy for you.

Have a fantastic day.